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Comment by steven james rogers on February 14, 2012 at 1:01pm

 I had to tell my seven year old daughter of the other night as she was being naughty after having a tantrum and getting herself worked up she stamped her feet and shouted at me "Your nothing but a blueberrypie without the sauce " she was gobsmacked when i started laughing and went upstairs in a huff lol.

Comment by Kristy Robinson on November 30, 2011 at 12:09pm

I have a 3 year old little girl who we think the world of, and she can some of the funniest things. I can't over the things that will come out of that perfect little mouth. I recently had carpel tunnel surgery and we were in the house and needed daddy's help with something, so I grabbed my cell phone and proceeded to call him: Gwen "Mommy what are you doing?" Me"I am calling daddy so he can come in and help us." Gwen "That's rediculous, just go get him." I laughed so hard!

Comment by Kdannelle on August 23, 2011 at 11:15am

I have a five year old and a two year old, they both are hysterical ... but I'm a bit biased!  One day I had picked my son up from daycare, we had been a few weeks into potty training.  I said "your teacher said you did a great job and pee'd in the potty today.  You are going great, I'm so proud of you"... to which he responded, "not really mommy, I just pee'd in my pants.".  Gotta love it!  :)

Comment by Robbie Lynn Vollan on July 29, 2011 at 6:50am

@ Kay-Lynn...That is a GREAT idea :) I'm sure they will enjoy each and every story! :)

Comment by Kay-Lynn Marie Pack on July 28, 2011 at 4:09pm

I just started a blog about this very thing so that I will remember the stories so I can tell them later.

Comment by Robbie Lynn Vollan on July 27, 2011 at 7:43pm

So, this is one group I HAD to join!! :) My son is 2 and says some of the darnest things, or should I say my husband GETS him to say the darnest things LOL Just recently I ran into a store by myself, so it wouldn't take extra long (like it usually does when little man is with), and left my husband and son Steven in the car. Let's just say that the 15 minutes I was gone my two favorite men were busy lol As I got into the car and was putting on my seatbelt, my husband says to Steven..."What is Mama Steven?". I sit silently waiting for him to speak and again my husband asks him the same question. This time Steven hesitates and says "Mama syko!". My mouth drops and I'm in awe....Good thing I hadn't started moving the vehicle lol I whipped around in my seat to see my son with the biggest grin on his face. Extremely elated with himself that he had said what he and my husband had worked on the entire time I was in the store. All I could mutter was "Mama syko?" to my son, with which he replied "yeah!" LOL The moral of the story? NEVER leave your children alone with a man who gets BORED LOL

Comment by Allison Dawson on April 11, 2011 at 1:04pm

A few years ago, we moved to Arkansas. My daughter was 8 at the time and saw a sign that read, "Keep Arkansas Clean."  She was reading the signs out to me as we passed them to keep away bordom. We passed this billboard and I thought she said nothing so I figured she had tired from the game. A few minutes later, she asks me, " Mama, if I say something are you gonna get mad?" I told her she could ask me anything. "Mama who is Arkan?" I don't know Harlee. Where did you read that?" ...."That sign said, Keep Arkans as clean." I almost ran off the road laughing ....it was a good trip.:-D

 

Comment by Jennifer on October 19, 2010 at 7:51am

I was having a hard time waking up this morning. My 3 year old son is shaking me saying, "Mommy, you need to get up and get your some coffee". :)

Comment by Dee Malloy on September 16, 2010 at 7:34pm

my 6 year 0ld son and I were in subway he order and ham and cheese grinder the counter person said would like cheese he said yes, she said would you like american cheese he said yes because I am part american.

Comment by Gayla O'Hara on July 15, 2010 at 12:34am

my 8 year old SON went into the womens restroom in wal~mart on accident one nite...me and his dad were waiting by the door for him to come out so we could show him the womens sign...i guess he was in a BIG hurry....when he walked out ..before we could say anything ...his hands were dripping wet...and he said in a very confused and annoyed tone......MOM...UHH...YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR TISSUES IN THERE!!!!! lol (I WAS JUST REALLY PROUD HE WASHED HIS HANDS) LOL...so needless to say that was a very interesting conversation on the way home explaining that one to him.......

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